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Things I
liked this week:
Texans losing
to the Colts
Tubing at
Snow Mountain Ranch
Officially
crossing the 60 pounds lost threshold
Getting a
laser zapper keychain for Christmas. (Led to me lying, inexplicably)
Today on VSR –
Football, Million Dollar Ideas, and recapping our preseason picks.
If you’d like
to join in the fun - (646) 716-7522 OR OHMS-1-MRLAB
(Bring on
Face) –
You have
ruined my life with this Simpson’s Game.
Face doesn’t
listen to me…Show was cancelled last week, which I announced on the last show
we did, yet he texts me asking why I wasn’t doing a show.
Early Show
next Saturday – 9:30 AM Mountain Time
Let’s get to
the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
Let’s get to
the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
Sacramento, CALIFORNIA - Two California teenagers have
been accused of drugging the milkshakes of one of the girl's parents so they
could log onto the internet late at night.
The parents called police and the 15-year-old girl and
her 16-year-old friend were taken into juvenile custody.
The girls had offered to pick up milkshakes at a
fast-food restaurant last Friday night.
They allegedly used a prescription sleeping medication to
spike the drinks.
The mother and father thought the shakes tasted odd, but
by then the drugs had taken effect and they fell asleep.
They woke up about one in the morning, they had hangover
like symptoms and they felt really groggy, had a headache, went back to sleep.
They felt the same way the next morning so they felt something was strange.
The parents picked up a drug test kit the next day from
their local police station.
Usually the kits are used by parents to test their
children for illegal drug use.
Investigators revealed the girls said they wanted to surf
the web, beyond the usual 10pm curfew time imposed by the parents.
The 15-year-old told police that the internet policy was
"too strict,"
It is unclear what exactly the pair wanted to look at on
the internet.
The district attorney will have to decide if the crime
justifies adult punishment.
NEWTON, Mass. (AP) — Massachusetts
police responding to reports of teenagers tossing eggs at a house last
month got quite a surprise when they tracked down the suspects.
A department spokesman tells The MetroWest
Daily News (http://bit.ly/VHWaXJ ) the three people who egged the house in
Framingham early Dec. 11 were fellow law enforcement officers serving
with the Newton police. They were off duty at the time.
They told Framingham police the egging incident was
"a prank, a joke between friends."
The homeowner is a Newton police sergeant and their
superior officer. He says is handling the matter internally.
No charges were filed, and the Newton officers were not
publicly identified.
Beaudesert, AUSTRALIA - Two men have appeared in court
after accidentally breaking into a fried chicken restaurant instead of a
jewelry store.
The pair were making their third attempt to break into a
jewelers when they hacked through a wall with an iron bar and burst into a
Kentucky Fried Chicken branch.
Peter Welsh, 32, and Dwayne Doolan, 31, allegedly
shrugged off their mistake and staged an impromptu hold-up of the takeaway,
escaping with $2,600.
The pair smashed their way through a wall in a communal
toilet block tunnel, hoping to enter Wrights Jewelers.
Police prosecutor Sergeant Damian Summerfield said they
had earlier thrown spark plugs at the store in an attempt to smash the front window.
When that approach failed, they allegedly tried to break
in through the rear doors, but instead found themselves in the neighboring
Animal Welfare League Opportunity Shop.
Sgt Summerfield said the men stole a charity box from the
front counter containing $50, before trying again to break into the jewelry
store.
Police claim the men broke into a toilet block attached
to the back of the group of shops and hacked a hole in the wall, which they
crawled through.
Once inside, they allegedly threatened KFC staff with the
bar and demanded cash.
One female staffer opened the safe and they grabbed lots
of cash.
The men were arrested and charged with the New Year's Eve
robbery after a police raid on Welsh's home. Welsh made "full and
frank" admissions when questioned by police.
I’m Craig,
and that is the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
Bring on the Whale
Band name of the week:
Sports:
Broncos get
the 1 seed
1 point
safety in college football (Fiesta Bowl against K-State)
Down 22 –
Score a TD, go for 2.
The problem
with college football – No Stakes
Preseason Predictions:
AFC:
East
Face –
Patriots
Craig –
Patriots
Kline –
Patriots
Luke –
Patriots
Dice – Bills
Actual:
Patriots
North
Face – Ravens
Craig – Steelers
Kline –
Ravens
Luke – Ravens
Dice – Browns
Actual:
Ravens
South
Face – Texans
Craig –
Texans
Kline –
Texans
Luke –
Jaguars
Dice – Texans
Actual:
Texans
West
Face – Chiefs
Craig –
Broncos
Kline –
Chargers
Luke –
Broncos
Dice –
Broncos
Actual: Broncos
NFC:
East
Face – Giants
Craig –
Cowboys
Kline –
Eagles
Luke –
Redskins
Dice –
Redskins
Actual:
Redskins
North
Face –
Packers
Craig –
Packers
Kline –
Packers
Luke – Bears
Dice – Bears
Actual:
Packers
South
Face –
Falcons
Craig –
Saints
Kline –
Saints
Luke –
Buccaneers
Dice –
Buccaneers
Actual:
Falcons
West
Face – 49ers
Craig – 49ers
Kline – 49ers
Luke – Rams
Dice - Rams
Actual: 49ers
Face – 6 out
of 8
Craig – 5 out
of 8
Kline – 5 out
of 8
Luke – 4 out
of 8
Dice – 3 out
of 8
Wildcard Weekend:
Bengals vs.
Texans - Texans
Vikings vs.
Packers - Packers
Seahawks vs.
Redskins - Seahawks
Colts vs.
Ravens - Ravens
Million Dollar Ideas:
I think
McDonalds should start making onion rings.. Every other place does.. #McRings #milliondollaridea
#milliondollaridea open a pizza place where I heat
up Digiorno Pizzas & deliver them to you. Business Name: It IS delivery
& it IS Digiorno!
Once we start
cloning people and it becomes ok Im going start a company like a Build a Bear
but it will be Build a Babe.#milliondollaridea
So Im cooking
rice. An it just soaked up like an amazing amount of water and Im like #MillionDollarIdea #RiceTampons
They should
make alarm clocks that require intricate problem solving to turn off to
actually wake you up #MillionDollarIdea
it's my dream
to roofie myself and have someone follow me around with a video camera for the
whole night. #MillionDollarIdea
My dad just
said Taco Bell should sell Mac and cheese tacos to drunk college kids #MillionDollarIdea
Fried onion
tire swing that you gnaw away at until you both fall into the vat of ranch
dressing below. #MillionDollarIdea
Hershey's
Disses: Hershey's Kisses but with insults written on that little paper
thing. #MillionDollarIdea
Why doesn’t
someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while
it’s toasting? #milliondollaridea
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Shalom and Good Evening to you all!
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