Greetings and Salutations, People: Right off the top, I’d like to pronounce a few things for Larry, just for education purposes, and because when he says them incorrectly, it makes me crazy...Clint Barmes and Brian Posehn.
Invitation my wife received from a friendly Chinese man at my son’s preschool:
Our Gift To You Because You Are Special
Come and enjoy a special story of a 93 years old lady, a special music, a special topic and a special Chinese food-Dim Sum.
All are welcome!
Oct 16, 2011 (Sun.)
6:00 PM – 8:30 PM
Kings Land Chinese Restaurant
2200 W. Alameda Ave
Denver, CO 80223
303-975-2399
RSVP Telephone Number: 303-981-2832
Email: chiengyuan@mac.com
Tweet of the Week:
jonahkeri jonahkeri
Will I be naming all my future fantasy teams, "Octavio Dotel's Squirrel"? Yes. Yes I will.
(Bring on Face) – Congratulations on being named the new skipper of the White Sox, we’re very proud.
Let’s get to the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
Let’s get to the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
DENVER – A Colorado man who got a visit from police after a pizza delivery driver smelled marijuana at his home is getting free pizza from a rival restaurant.
Frederick Smith says police searched his home in Aurora after a Papa John's International Inc. driver smelled marijuana there last week. The driver reported a child was in the home at the time.
Smith told Denver TV station KUSA-TV that he's a registered medical marijuana user. Papa John's has said it stands by its employee.
One of its Denver-based rivals, Sexy Pizza, said Thursday that it would give Smith one free pizza monthly until Colorado voters decide a proposed 2012 ballot initiative that would legalize marijuana for recreational use.
Sexy Pizza says it'll extend the offer for life if voters pass the initiative.
Kitimat, BRITISH COLUMBIA - 49-year-old Yvonne Studley was seriously injured in July when she hit a moose with her vehicle, so on Friday, August 26th her sister, 51-year-old Connie Everitt, decided to pay her a visit in Vancouver General Hospital. Turns out she visited a hospital, but it was after she also hit a moose.
In the first accident, Studley was on her way home from a business trip when a moose ran in front of her car. The animal went right through the windshield and landed on Studley, breaking her hand, wrist and arm, fracturing five of her ribs and a severe concussion. The pregnant moose died near the scene of the collision. When Studley came out of her coma, her sister wanted to pay her a visit.
Connie Everitt was going around a turn when she saw “a brown blur”. She said, “I knew right away it was a moose. I slammed on the brakes with both of my feet. It was like two explosions.” She was taken to the hospital with mostly soft-tissue injuries. Everitt was released from the hospital the next day, and finally managed to visit her sister on Monday, August 29th.
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. – A grocery store worker accused of handing out a semen-tainted yogurt sample at an Albuquerque market pleaded guilty Thursday.
Under terms of his plea agreement, Anthony Garcia admitted he tainted a sample of the yogurt he was handing out at Sunflower Market in January. He also admitted putting some of his semen on a plastic spoon that he placed with the yogurt. Garcia then approached a female customer and offered her a sample.
"The criminal conduct to which Anthony Garcia pleaded guilty today is completely outrageous," U.S. Attorney Kenneth J. Gonzales said after Garcia's appearance in federal court. "No one should have to endure this type of experience simply because she or he accepts a food sample while shopping for groceries."
Garcia, 32, pleaded guilty to charges of adulterating food and making false statements to federal investigators.
The woman told police that after tasting the sample, she spit on the floor several times and wiped her mouth on the garment she was wearing to get the taste out of her mouth. Investigators collected samples of the woman's spit from the floor and took the garment she was wearing as evidence.
Police say Garcia was linked to the yogurt through DNA samples. Authorities said Garcia then lied to investigators about the case. Garcia faces up to three years of imprisonment to be followed by three years of supervised release.
SCHENECTADY, N.Y. – You have the right to remain silent, but would you mind taking part in our survey?
The Schenectady (skeh-NEHK'-ta-dee) Police Department is conducting surveys of the people it tickets, arrests or assists in an effort to improve service to the public.
Schenectady Police Chief Mark Chaires on Wednesday urged people to participate in the survey, which he called "a report card" on how the law enforcement agency is performing its duties and how it can improve services.
Survey questions include whether police clearly explained the reason for a stop and how satisfied the person was with how they were treated.
The answers will be compiled and turned into a report to help the department keep or alter practices.
I’m Craig, and that is the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
One month into the NFL Season, and I’m strongly considering starting to cheer for my team to lose every game. Suck for Luck??
Orange Jerseys are official, the Broncos are back in orange!!
Hank Williams Jr – Gone from Monday Night Football, to which I say. Why did it take so long?
The Duel:
Facebook Songs
Are you F*cking Kidding me? - Kate Miller-Heidke (Australian)
vs.
The Facebook Song – Author unkown
New Candy Update:
Snickers Peanut Butter – Really good – Although they cheat by making it pieces
Pretzel M and M’s - Not Good
Week in Wankery:
Whole Foods (or as Mike O’Meara calls it, Whole Paycheck) – 18 bucks for a ribeye??
Old Lady in the crosswalk (Vote: Who is the wanker?)
McDonalds employee who wrote down my name as, “Creck”
Boy Scouts – Selling Popcorn
Adult – Selling the Denver Post
Waiter at The Melting Pot last week – “Winning?” Ugh.
Ted – Birthday party with Blue Ice Cream with Marshmallows.
Anyone who wants us to watch D3: The Mighty Ducks for the HMMWC
Next week: 80% Trivia!
Vertically Striped Music Recommendation:
Freelance Whales – Broken Horse
Shalom and Good Evening to you all!
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