Greetings and Salutations, People: Three years ago today the Seattle Sonics were yanked away from the Pacific Northwest. A moment of silence…
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Today on VSR – The Ed is allegedly going to make Vertically Striped Radio history and become our third official co-host today (although it’s only official for one week), I’ve got a new magnificent seven list inspired by a potential bad decision that is potentially about to be made, The The Vertically Striped Academy of Arts, Sciences, and other Neato Stuff will be unveiling the nominees for the 3rd annual Sockie awards
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In the spirit of the holiday…here is an awesome medley I swiped from Robb Spewak from the Mike O’Meara show. (Clip 35)
(Bring on Face)
Let’s get to the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
Let’s get to the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
The BS News Report (Clip 32)
GEORGETOWN, Mass. – A Massachusetts man facing a criminal complaint for failing to appear for jury duty apparently had a good excuse.
He's been dead for five years.
State Deputy Jury Commissioner John Cavanaugh said last week that
the state will not proceed with serving a criminal complaint against Michael Wylie.
The late Georgetown resident was issued a notice to serve on jury duty five years ago but at the time he was in hospice care and had terminal cancer. He died a few months later but the commission continued to send letters about his failure to report.
Wylie's family says they tried to tell authorities that he had died but officials say the family never sent a death certificate.
WELLINGTON (AFP) – A drunk New Zealand airline passenger who relieved himself in an airplane aisle, splashing other passengers, was let off with a warning about his behaviour, reports said Wednesday.
The man was travelling on a Jetstar flight from Auckland to Singapore on Monday when he urinated in the aisle about six hours into the 11-hour trip, the New Zealand Herald reported.
Passenger Amos Chapple said he heard the sound of running water and other passengers remonstrating with the man before see the offender answering a call of nature "waving back and forth".
The man and a companion were "catatonic" after drinking whisky before take-off, Chapple told the newspaper.
He said the man soaked a male passenger's leg and a woman's scarf then "slowly became aware that he was being uncouth. He pulled up... and wobbled back to the other end of the plane."
Chapple said flight attendants warned the man about his behaviour he but criticised Jetstar for not taking sterner action.
The New Zealand Herald said Jetstar confirmed there was inappropriate behaviour from a drunk passenger but maintained there was no need to involve police after the man was warned and had his alcohol confiscated.
"We issued our final warning... if you don't behave after the warning, then it becomes a matter for federal police," it quoted an airline spokeswoman as saying.
CHICAGO (Reuters) – A lactating U.S. woman was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct after she sprayed sheriff's deputies with breast milk as they tried to remove her from a vehicle, police said on Monday.
Ohio-resident Stephanie Robinette, 30, was arrested and charged with domestic violence and assault linked to a domestic dispute, as well as resisting arrest and disorderly conduct, according to the Delaware County Sheriff's Office.
It said Robinette's husband told authorities the pair had been attending a wedding when his wife got drunk and started a dispute. He said that she hit him multiple times before locking herself in her car outside a banquet facility on Saturday.
Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said that when police approached the car to speak to her, she yelled profanities and refused to get out.
"When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle she advised the deputies that she was a breastfeeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk," Davis said.
Robinette was later removed from the car and arrested after more deputies arrived on the scene.
"This is a prime example of how alcohol can make individuals do things they would not normally do," Davis said.
I’m Craig, and that is the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
Magnificent 7 – Top Seven Worst Things to Name Your Baby
Inspired by my Best Friend Doug contemplating naming his daughter Namita
Honorable Mentions:
Willie
Michelle (for a boy)
Michelle (for a boy)
Worst names to call your kid:
7. Cletus
6. Elvira
5. Richard
4. Dorcas
3. Fanny
2. Judas
1. Adolph
The Nominations for the 3rd Annual Sockie Awards!
Theme song – Coach (Clip 37)
Color of the Year:
Black
Navy Blue
Yellow
Baby Blue
Green
Sports Team of the Year:
Boston Bruins
Dallas Mavericks
Green Bay Packers
Memphis Grizzlies
Winnipeg Jets
Vertically Striped Radio Totally Random Thing of the Year:
Captain Crunch
The revival of the Whig party
Mailing Poop in a Box
Admiral Ackbar
The Arrogance of Brian Clough
Message Board Kid of the Year that is not named Ed:
Fourth and 26 – Josh Semrow
The Ryan – Ryan Beazley
Amiezin – Adam Miezin
Joe – Joe Tramm
Beware of Dow – Mike Dow
Sports Idiot of the Year:
Lebron James
Metta World Peace – or is it Ron Artest
Ray Lewis – Violence in the Streets if the NFL doesn’t play
Roger Goodell
Frank McCourt
(Non-Dave related) Dameshek.com Podcast of the Year: (People’s Choice)
(Must have done a show since the last Sockie awards to be eligible)
LCS Hockey Show
The Ed Show
No Name Show
Vertically Striped Radio
Jonah Keri Podcast
Barnstable Broadcast
Major Minority Report
The Sportscasters
Elevation Radio
Slammed!
He Man Movie Watchers Club:
The Parking Lot Movie
Voice Mail – 720-CUB-1-ACE (720-282-1223)
Twitter: @socnorb777
Vertically Striped Music Recommendation:
The Soup Dragons – I’m Free
Shalom and Good Evening to you all!
(Clip 98 – Info Outro)
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