Greetings and Salutations, People:
I dreamt about the newest location for Survivor: Survivor: White House Front Lawn.
Tweet of the Week:
Hadzilla
Security frantically searching my pockets not realizing I'm stealing the trench coat
Security frantically searching my pockets not realizing I'm stealing the trench coat
yoyoha
"There's a sleeping person. Let's go ask it questions." – Children
"There's a sleeping person. Let's go ask it questions." – Children
sucittaM
Gonna put on an orange vest and start digging a hole until someone stops me.
Gonna put on an orange vest and start digging a hole until someone stops me.
@socnorb777 A group of gnus should be called a Huey Lewis.
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Let’s get to the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
Let’s get to the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
DARIEN, N.Y. (AP) -- Authorities say a 35-year-old man tried to swallow several counterfeit $50 bills after he was caught trying to use the bogus money at a western New York amusement park.
Deputies were called to Darien Lake Theme Park and Resort on Sunday night after Larry Jones, of Buffalo, bought french fries with a $50 bill.
Deputies say a park employee determined the bill was counterfeit and called security. While being taken away, deputies say Jones stuffed five counterfeit bills into his mouth and tried to eat them.
Security officers retrieved the bills before Jones swallowed them.
Jones was charged with possessing a forged instrument and tampering with evidence and sent to the county jail with no bail.
DAYTON, Ohio (AP) -- Police say robbers who held up an Ohio man at gunpoint gave him back enough money for bus fare before running away.
It happened at a Dayton bus stop on Tuesday morning. Two men walked up to the victim, and one of them put a gun to the his forehead and ordered him to hand over everything in his pockets.
The victim gave them $40 and his cellphone.
Before fleeing on foot, one of the men asked the victim if he had enough money for the bus. When he said no, one handed him back $2.
WARWICK, R.I. (AP) — A Rhode Island woman has been accused by her neighbors of violating an animal-noise ordinance by training her cockatoo to cuss.
Lynne Taylor is accused in Warwick municipal court of training the bird, Willy, to say expletives. The bird has been trained to aim the naughty words at the Taylor’s neighbors, who just so happen to be her ex-husband and his girlfriend.
The neighbors, Kathleen Melker and Craig Fontaine, say they have been subjected to repeated curses from the bird, at one point for 15 minutes at a time.
The animal noise ordinance imposes a small fine on any pet owner whose animal creates habitual noise.
A judge has issued restraining orders telling both women to have no contact.
DICKSON CITY, Pa. (AP) - A bag of stolen cold cuts has landed a northeastern Pennsylvania man in the cooler.
Police say Leonard Taylor broke into a Dickson City deli, made himself a sandwich then took off with a bag of cold cuts and cash on Thursday.
Officers say they saw an intoxicated Taylor sitting on the steps of a demolished home and counting money. He told police he'd been asked to hold the bag of deli meat by a couple who bummed a cigarette from him.
Taylor was arrested after police say they checked a nearby deli and found signs of a break-in. Police say a receipt found with the meat linked the money to the deli.
I’m Craig, and that is the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
Bring in the Whale:
Band name of the week:
The Ensuing Kickoff
We need Super Bowl predictions:
Craig - Packers over Patriots – Repeat of XXXI
Face – Patriots over Packers
Luke – Broncos over Bears
Whale – Panthers over Colts
The Week in Wankery:
Lady at the Bank – USE THE CHECK WRITER!
Ciri – You suck
Fake Orange Broncos Jerseys from China
Me! – Thumping Luke in Wii games
Me! – Perfect retort
My Mom – Buying a Wii
Lady in the parking lot at the grocery store.
Vertically Striped Music Recommendation:
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah – Upon this Tidal Wave of Young Blood (2005)
Shalom and Good Evening to you all!
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