Greetings and Salutations, People: Still completely unaware why I’m one
of the Secret Kids, I’m Craig Dodge and THIS is Vertically Striped Radio.
Story of
going to the Broncos game on Sunday Night.
Tweet of the Week:
Today on VSR –
9-11 Changed the world…including in some ways you’d NEVER expect. We’ll take a
look at a few. We’ll investigate and debunk Dave Dameshek’s assertion of what
constitutes the worst holiday. Something to think about makes an appearance on
the show, and of course…it’s football season, so we’ll talk some pigskin…
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(Bring on
Face) –
Did you
hear about the Indian who drank 40 cups of tea and died in his tepee?
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Let’s get to
the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
Let’s get to
the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
Uniontown, PENNSYLVANIA - A woman is behind bars after
police allege she was stopping motorists in Uniontown and offering to strip for
money.
Jackie L. Hatter, 35, was charged before Magisterial
District Judge Randy S. Abraham with possession of marijuana and disorderly
conduct following the incident at 8:40 a.m. Sunday.
Hatter was flagging down motorists in Uniontown, stopping
drivers and offering to take off her clothing for cash.
When police arrived near the location, Hatter jumped in
front of the patrol car and began screaming and swearing incoherently. She
refused to calm down and was taken into custody, he said.
Once inside a holding cell at the police station, Hatter
was uncooperative with police, screaming and swearing for more than an hour.
Numerous times during the incident Hatter asked officers to shoot her and also
began hitting the walls inside the cell, causing officers concern for her
safety.
MIAMI BEACH, Fla. -- Police in Miami Beach said a
homeless man broke into a car, stole a credit card and then tried to use it to
buy a beer -- from the bartender the card belonged to.
The case was cracked when 53-year-old David Weber handed
the card to the bartender who took his order Monday night. The Miami Herald
reported the bartender noticed he had just been handed his own credit card. The
bartender called Miami Beach police. Weber was charged with credit card fraud
and theft.
OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — Talk about the old ball and chain.
A judge sentenced an Oklahoma man to four years
in federal prison on a firearm charge — then minutes later performed
a marriage ceremony to wed the new inmate and his longtime girlfriend.
Thursday was a busy day for Larry
Austin and Dustie Trojack. First they obtained their marriage
license, then Austin pleaded guilty to the firearm charge and was sentenced
by Oklahoma County Judge Jerry Bass. Shortly afterward, Bass married the
happy couple who kissed before federal authorities whisked Austin away.
(Courtesy of 18nalax)
Shenango Township, PENNSYLVANIA - After assaulting a
Pennsylvania teenager Monday morning, a man paused to mock the victim by
“Tebowing,” according to cops.
Police report that a 17-year-old boy was on a riding lawn
mower cutting grass outside his home when he “turned around on the road,
apparently into the path of an oncoming vehicle.”
The car’s driver--who investigators describe as “a taller
male, bald, wearing glasses”--exited his vehicle and approached the boy. The
suspect then “knocked the juvenile off the lawn mower and assaulted him in the
front yard of the residence,” according to police.
As the suspect walked back to his car, and just before
getting into his vehicle, he stopped to Tebow. He then got into his 1980’s
Maroon Chrysler New Yorker and fled the crime scene.
I’m Craig,
and that is the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
Bring in the
Whale:
Band name of the week:
Insensitive
Richard (Courtesy of Major Minority)
Dameshek –
Labor Day is the worst holiday – NO WAY! – No gift giving required, it means
the start of NFL football is less than a week away, guaranteed 3 day weekend
every time, the delicious irony of celebrating work by not working. Also,
CLEARLY the worst holiday is Valentine’s Day. It’s not even close.
How 9-11 Changed the
world in weird ways:
-Dropped the suicide rate in England by 40% for a month
-Caused a permanent drop in Ecstacy use in America
-Caused thousands of more people to die in car accidents
(Estimated the automotive deaths increased by nearly 1600 people in 2001 due to
9-11)
-A huge increase in insects and fungal infections in
crops in America
-Made whales happier (for 2 days)
NFL Topics from Week 1:
Brandon Weeden vs. the flag
Falcons – on the rise?
What the Jets?
Moment of Silence for Art Modell – NFL deemed not
necessary in Cleveland.
Manning is a stud out of the gate.
Roethlisberger the jellyfish
Packers?
Colts are dreadful
RGIII looks glorious
Saints – perhaps coaching does matter
Worst NFL team? Dolphins, Browns, Cardinals
Something to Think
About:
1. The exact moment you become a grown up is when you no
longer are actively in danger of falling into hot lava.
2. I am physically incapable of walking past 25 cent
boxes of crayons without buying one.
3. “Bruce” considered a fruity name even though it is the
name of both The Hulk AND Batman. (Clip 30)
4. My greatest fear: Someone getting famous who has my
exact name.
5. Chopsticks suck
6. Best idea for a new blog: Tattoops – Bad Tattoo blog.
--Chad Johnson got his wife’s face tattooed on his leg. They were married a
month before it all fell apart.
7. True or False – Canada is creating a glow in the dark
quarter with a picture of a dinosaur on it? True!
Vertically Striped Music
Recommendation: Dedicated to Julie
American
Beauty Clip – Clip 91
Civil
Twilight – Quiet in my Town 9 Clip 92
Shalom and Good Evening to you all!
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