Greetings and Salutations, People:
Tweet of the Week:
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Today on VSR – The Preakness is on tap today during the show, and I’ll be watching. So if today is anything like the Kentucky Derby was, get ready to hear Elevation and I scream like school girls.
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Let’s get to the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
Let’s get to the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) -- A mysterious benefactor in Paris is spreading love, cash and hair appliances along a rugged stretch of New Zealand.
Police are baffled by at least four packages that have been sent from different Paris addresses to residents of the South Island's sparsely populated West Coast. They contain either a hair dryer or hair clippers plus a sum of money - either one hundred New Zealand dollars ($78) or one hundred euros ($128).
Two of the packages came with identical handwritten notes: "Thanks for being a true friend."
The packages have been received over the last two weeks.
"We are hoping it's a random gesture of goodwill," says police Senior Sgt. Allyson Ealam. "We have no cause to think there is any criminal connection."
OREM, Utah (AP) -- An 18-year-old Utah man was arrested on suspicion of burglary after police say he left his homework at the crime scene.
Police in Orem say they tracked a USB drive found at the burglarized home to Dallas Naljahih. They say the computer hard drive contained his homework and was in a backpack abandoned in the backyard.
A 75-year-old man and his wife reported their home had been burglarized early Saturday. The husband says he was woken up by a light in his office, and found a man who was looking through a desk.
The suspect punched the man and fled on foot.
Police say that Naljahih was found asleep at his house along with evidence connecting him with the burglary.
SEATTLE (AP) -- Seattle police are scratching their heads about this one.
A car prowler shattered a window of a parked Jeep, stole nothing and left behind a little something for the car's owner - a dozen tortillas scattered across the floor. The crime happened last week near the University of Washington.
Bemused by the break-in, police were moved to pun, saying, "The Seattle Police Department would like to take this opportunity to remind car prowlers that you shouldn't break in to something that's nachos."
I’m Craig, and that is the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
The Duel:
Wacky Local Commercials-
Crazy Bruce’s Liquors (Connecticut) vs. Roller Kingdom (Reno, Nevada)
Worst Replacement Ever Game:
Zach Galifinakis as Oscar Schindler in Schindler’s List
Joe Pesci as Jack in Titanic
Christopher Walken as Forrest Gump
Nathan Lane as Tyler Durden in Fight Club
Samuel L Jackson as Luke Skywalker in Star Wars
Tyler Perry as Red in Shawshank Redemption
Sports:
Tiger Walk 30:1
Teeth of the Dog 15:1
Pretension 30:1
Zetterholm 20:1
Went the Day Well 6:1
Creative Cause 6:1
Bodemeister 8:5
Daddy Nose Best 12:1
I'll Have Another 5:2
Optimizer 30:1
Cozzetti 30:1
Something to Think About
1. I miss the generic aisle. (Brooklyn Nets)
2. Anyone who was in a High School band will immediately get defensive when you call them a nerd, and it’s always, “The marching band was COOL at my school.”
3. Not sure Peter Pan really needs to freak out about losing his shadow.
4. Why do some people only play Lottery games when the jackpot gets up to 100 million-ish.
5. I’ve never met an unattractive girl named Natalie. – The only one I can think of is Natalie from The Facts of Life.
6. Have you ever seen someone you were convinced was foreign and they turned out to be a typical American?
7. No one ever listens to the radio in their cars on TV or the movies.
8. Why do people compliment others on their haircuts? They didn’t do it.
9. What is more outdated? Saying “Hi-Ya!” for karate or saying “Hike” for football?
10. Who would win a fight between The Boston Celtics Mascot and the Notre Dame Fighting Irish Mascot?
11. What has a higher usage rate? Crayons or Coupons?
12. Americans consume 80% of opiate painkillers produced in the world, according to congressional testimony by the American Society of Interventional Pain Physicians.
13. How many more license plates would the states be able to sell to Hispanic people if they were allowed to use an Old English font?
14. Which side of a slice of pizza is “Up”, the point, or the crust? (I say the point is up)
Vertically Striped Music Recommendation:
Blind Pilot – New York – We are the Tide
Shalom and Good Evening to you all!