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There is no "i" in "team." But there's an "i" in "Tim," and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team." So there we go.
There is no "i" in "team." But there's an "i" in "Tim," and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team." So there we go.
Today on VSR –
A new edition of The Week in Wankery, We’ll count down our seven favorite NES
games in the Magnificent Seven and a bit of Walking Dead talk with Elevation.
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(Bring on
Face) –
Let’s get to
the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
Let’s get to
the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) -- An Albuquerque hot dog vendor
faces a charge of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon after police say he
rammed his food cart into a competitor.
Police say Eric Kilmer used his hot dog cart to run over
the legs and feet of rival Vincent Montoya. Other vendors told KOB-TV that
Montoya is seeking a restraining order against Kilmer.
It was not immediately known why the two were fighting.
If Kilmer is convicted, he could face up to three years
in prison.
BISHKEK, Kyrgyzstan (AP) -- When is an "Eternal
Flame" not eternal? In Kyrgyzstan, when you don't pay the gas bill.
A utilities company in the economically struggling former
Soviet nation has turned off the gas supply to a major war memorial in the
capital, Bishkek, after city authorities failed to clear a $9,400 debt.
The episode reflects the dismal financial state of the
Central Asian nation, which has been wracked for years by political unrest and
a sluggish economy.
Kyrgyzgas, the gas supply services company for Kyrgyzstan
said Wednesday that the bill has been outstanding for 3 years.
Despite confusion over who exactly is meant to foot the
bill, Kyrgyzgas say it hopes the flame can be reignited by May 9, when most
ex-Soviet republics celebrate victory in World War II.
SANDPOINT, Idaho (AP) -- An Idaho man has been charged
with assault after authorities say he ordered another man to perform the
"moonwalk" at gunpoint.
30-year-old John Ernest Cross was charged with the felony
Tuesday in 1st District Court and appointed a public defender.
Police say they were called Monday to Cross' home in
Clark Fork, Idaho after getting a report that he pointed a rifle at another man
and demanded that the man perform the dance move popularized by Michael Jackson
in the 1980s.
Investigators accuse Cross of using a semiautomatic rifle
during the episode, but Cross claimed during his initial court appearance this
week that the firearm was simply a pellet gun.
I’m Craig,
and that is the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
Week in Wankery:
-I have a new nemesis! (New cleaning girl at work)
-Celiac’s Disease – Wheat-Free Gluten-Free food is
now a part of my life
-Nose Hair
-Take your kid to work day
-Super Speeding Woman – Tailgated and then cut me
off while flying around me.
-Cop who pulled her over
-NFL – New Era given exclusive contract to make NFL
hats.
Magnificent Seven – Top 7 NES Games:
Blaster
Master
Rygar
Karnov
Rampage
Double
Dribble
RC Pro Am
Contra
Super Mario
Bros 2
Ninja Gaiden
Metroid
Mega Man 2
The Legend of
Zelda
The Legend of
Kage
Kung Fu
Mario Bros
Pro Wrestling
7. Ice Hockey
6. Duck Tales
5. Kid Icarus
4. RBI
Baseball
3. Super
Mario Bros 3
2. Mike
Tyson’s Punchout
1. Super
Mario Bros
Sports:
I don’t
understand people making definitive statements about the NFL draft:
Proof that no
one knows anything: Peyton Manning or Ryan Leaf was a legitimate debate. Hard
to believe as Manning is now a surefire Hall of Famer and Leaf is potentially facing
decades in prison for stealing oxycodone.
NHL Playoffs:
East:
Rangers-Capitals
Flyers-Devils
West:
Coyotes-Predators
Blues-Kings
NBA Playoffs:
East:
Bulls-76ers
Heat-Knicks
Pacers-Heat
Celtics-Hawks
West:
Spurs-Jazz
Thunder-Mavericks
Lakers-Nuggets
Clippers-Grizzlies
They’re Made
Out of Meat – Excerpt from “The Truth” Podcast – Movies for your ears.
Elevation
calls in to discuss The Walking Dead
Vertically Striped Music
Recommendation:
M. Ward –
Never Had Nobody Like You
Shalom and Good Evening to you all!