Greetings and Salutations, People: I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT! Okay, I can neither confirm nor deny that in the past hour I have watched the Darkwing Duck theme song multiple times. Okay, I’ll just confirm it. And no, I don’t know the technical term for what’s wrong with me.
Welcome to Vertically Striped Radio, I am your host and Darkwing Duck theme song enthusiast, Craig Dodge. It’s 3:30 in the Mountain Pine Cone on a lovely Saturday in Centennial, Colorado. Which means it’s time once again for Vertically Striped Radio.
I want to start out with a plea for someone to explain women and children to me.
First women:
Jen calling right before she gets into an elevator.
Second children:
Luke asking what a turkey sounds like and then telling me “NO!”
Tweet of the Week:
michelleisawolf
If banks were as fiercely regulated as McDonalds breakfast cut off time, there'd be no problems.
If banks were as fiercely regulated as McDonalds breakfast cut off time, there'd be no problems.
Today on VSR – An odd Magnificent Seven, as we discuss my Top 7 Musically Dropped F-Bombs, The Vertically Striped Academy of Arts, Sciences, and other Neato Stuff announce the nominees for the fourth annual Sockie Awards, and we’ll induct a fourth member into the VSR Hall of Fame today.
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(Bring on Face) –
Let’s get to the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
Let’s get to the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
WASHINGTON, Pa. (AP) -- Police say they followed a trail of potato chips to catch a southwestern Pennsylvania burglary suspect.
Washington police say 21-year-old Benjamin Sickles was arrested early Thursday after he allegedly broke into a Subway restaurant and stole several bags of snacks.
Investigators say Sickles broke a glass door before trying to open the cash register. They say he made off with nine bags of chips after he couldn't get to the cash.
Officers say they followed a trail of chip bags to Sickles, who had a bloody hand and foot when he was taken into custody.
MILFORD, Mass. (AP) -- A Massachusetts man who pledged to make the last mortgage payment on his home with pennies has fulfilled that promise.
After warning his bank, Thomas Daigle dropped off about 62,000 pennies weighing 800 pounds in two boxes for the final payment on the Milford home he and his wife, Sandra, bought in 1977.
He tells The Milford Daily News ( http://bit.ly/NseYqK ) he just wanted to make his last payment on April 24 "memorable."
He started saving his pennies when he moved in.
The optician says his wife laughed whenever he would pick up a penny he found on the ground and say it was going to the mortgage.
Daigle says he's just glad to have the coins out of his house.
PHOENIX (AP) -- A Phoenix mother has been arrested after authorities say she put beer in her 2-year-old son's sippy cup.
Phoenix police were called to a pizza restaurant Tuesday night after witnesses say they saw 36-year-old Valerie Marie Topete pour beer from a pitcher into her son's cup and then the child drank some of it.
Phoenix police say Topete admitted pouring the beer in the cup because the child kept reaching for the beer pitcher.
Officers examined the contents of the cup and determined the liquid was consistent with beer.
The child was taken to a hospital for precautionary reasons and was later released to the care of his father.
Topete is being held on suspicion of child abuse.
I’m Craig, and that is the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
Bring in the Whale:
Band name of the week:
Earful of Weasels – The Bluebox is a Shoebox
SPORTS:
Joey Chestnut: 68 Hot Dogs in 12 Minutes
Adrian Petersen arrested for resisting arrest
Steve Nash to the Lakers
Ray Allen to the Heat
Silva-Sonnen
Robin Williams on golf – Clip 84
Magnificent Seven: Top 7 Musically Dropped F-Bombs
7. Offspring – You’re gonna go far kid
6. Alanis Morrisette – You outta know
5. Everclear – White Men in Black Suits
4. TV on the Radio – Red Dress
3. Mumford and Sons – Little Lion Man
2. CeLo Green – F You
1. Ben Folds Five - Army
The 4th Annual Sockie Awards:
History:
2009 - 1st Annual – July 11th
The Sockies:
1. Best Holiday –Thanksgiving
2. Best Color –Brown
3. Sports Team of the Year – Pittsburgh Penguins
4. Best Picture…that Craig has actually seen this year –Up
5. Website of the Year – LCSHockey.com
6. Sports Idiot of the Year – Plaxico Burress
7. The People’s Choice Sockie - Best Dameshek Amalgamated Messageboard Network Radio Show - The Ed Show
2010 - 2nd Annual – July 3rd
1. Best Color: Orange
2. Sports Team of the Year: Chicago Blackhawks
3. Best Message Board Kid not named Ed: Face Ventura
4. Best Ed Storyline of the Year: Ed plans to go to the Swap Meet for Male Enhancement Surgery.
5. Sports Idiot of the Year: Ben Roethlisberger
6. The People's Choice Sockie - Best Dameshek Amalgamated Messageboard Network Show: (Voting taking place on Dameshek.com through July 2nd)
The Ed Show – 11 Votes
The LCS Hockey Show – 11 Votes
2011 - 3rd Annual – July 16th
1. Color of the Year: Black
2. Sports Team of the Year: Green Bay Packers
3. Vertically Striped Radio Totally Random Thing of the Year: Admiral Ackbar
4. Message Board Kid of the Year that is not named Ed: Adam Miezin (Amiezin)
5. Sports Idiot of the Year: Lebron James
6. (Non-Dave related) Dameshek.com Podcast of the Year: (People’s Choice)
(Must have done a show since the last Sockie awards to be eligible)
LCS Hockey Show
2012 – 4th Annual – July 21st
1. Color of the Year:
-Green
-Orange
-Purple
-Red
-White
2. Sports Team of the Year:
-Denver Broncos
-Florida Panthers
-Nashville Predators
-Baltimore Ravens
-Oklahoma City Thunder
3. Vertically Striped Radio Moment of the Year:
-Craig picks all 3 Triple Crown races correctly
-Celebrating Cinco De Mayo by honoring Barney Fife
-Craig and Face declare their love for Mike Tyson’s Punchout
-Calling a White Sox perfect game live on air
-Holly Marie Combs Holy War
-Craig’s Peyton Manning Rant
-Hiding a Flash Drive in a Vagina
-Craig hates Santa
-Zombie License Plated woman goes on a rampage
-Capitalist.fox calls in and plays a vulgar song
4. Sports Idiot of the Year:
-Metta World Peace,
-Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather,
-Roger Goodell,
-Kyle Williams (49ers Punt Returner)
-Joe Paterno and Jerry Sandusky
5. Message Board Kid of the Year NOT named Ed:
-StreetDreamer83
-porkcarrot
-pinedagger
-cjmack
-18nalax
6. Word of the Year:
-Awkward
-Putrescence
-Eviscerated
-Fortuitous
-The
Farewell to Andy Griffith:
Hall of Fame Inductee
Died Tuesday at around 7:00 AM and was buried before noon.
VSR Moments:
Episode 49 - #1 TV Theme Song without Lyrics
Episode 63 – Andy Griffith Theme Song WITH lyrics
Episode 133 – How to freak out an opponent: Stadium whistles Andy Theme in unison
What it was, was Football
(End of show after music, Andy on Hamlet)
Vertically Striped Music Recommendation:
Ben Folds Five - Army
Shalom and Good Evening to you all!
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