Greetings and
Salutations, People:
Tweet of the Week:
@themorris23
I cant believe Whoopi Goldberg hasn't legally changed her last name to "Cushion." I mean, why even be a celebrity??
I cant believe Whoopi Goldberg hasn't legally changed her last name to "Cushion." I mean, why even be a celebrity??
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Things I liked this week:
Names of
players the Broncos have drafted thus far:
Sylvester
Williams, Montee Ball, Kayvon Webster, Quanterus Smith, Tavarrres King, and
Vinston Painter.
Broncos sign
Shaun Phillips – Didn’t like him, but I can learn.
Watching
Nuggets-Warriors series (Although I haven’t enjoyed the results as much.)
Today on VSR –
A discussion of the greatest security camera video in the history of man, The
Magnificent Seven – Top 7 jobs I’d never want, and perhaps if there is time...We’ll
let Face answer the VSR James Lipton questions.
If you’d like
to join in the fun - (646) 716-7522 OR OHMS-1-MRLAB
(Bring on
Face) –
Let’s get to
the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
Let’s get to
the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
Petropolis, BRAZIL - A Brazilian man has somehow avoided
any brain damage after shooting himself through the eye with a six-inch
harpoon.
Bruno Coutinho was cleaning his harpoon gun at his home
in Petropolis when he accidentally triggered the apparatus, sending the harpoon
through his left eye and into his cranium.
X-rays showed the harpoon speared through his eye
straight through to the back of his skull.
It took doctors four hours to successfully remove the
metal harpoon.
A neighbour said: "There were people who saw it and
got frightened. A thing like this you only see in a movie."
After the accident, Mr Coutinho was able to call for help
before he was taken to Santa Teresa hospital.
Surgeons carried out two operations to remove the
harpoon, which had been stuck inside his head for more than 10 hours.
Dr Orlando Maria, chief of neurosurgery at the hospital,
said the harpoon came within millimetres of piercing a major artery in Mr
Coutinho's head.
He said: "The object, it seems, took a path where it
didn't damage any vital structures, any vascular structures and was taken
out."
Amazingly, Mr Coutinho has not suffered any brain damage,
although he has lost the sight in his left eye.
He has remained in intensive care, but is expected to be
released in the next few days.
Betty’s Bay, SOUTH AFRICA – If you live in an area with a
heavy baboon population and you’re getting ready to leave home on vacation…it’s
probably a good idea to not leave windows propped open which would allow the
baboons to infest your house. Baboons are NOT good house guests.
However, one Betty’s Bay family did leave their windows
open and took off. The whole home was locked except for an open top-floor
window. Sure enough, the primates hopped in through the one open window. Enter
Howard Fyvie and a few of his pals, the guys called the police and the owner of
the house, and then hurried over on their own to try to help. They climbed
inside via a ladder and found the wild animals—plus a giant mess.
The baboons were everywhere—in the kitchen, where they
raided the refrigerator, in the bathroom, hanging out on furniture, you name
it. They had ripped stuff up, defecated in various spots, and appeared to be
thoroughly enjoying themselves.
Undaunted, Fyvie and company grabbed a video camera and a
ladder, climbed through the open window and the guys videotaped themselves
chasing the apes out of the house.
While things worked out OK, yelling and swinging brooms
at territorial primates isn't the wisest plan. Of course, neither is leaving a
window open with baboons within raiding distance.
Fyvie said that when he returned to his apartment and
told his roommate about his adventures his roomie told him it was a stupid
thing to do because one baboon has the strength of seven grown men.
Fyvie invoked the spirit of Han Solo and playfully told
his roommate, "Never tell me the odds."
The Baboons are out of the home, the video can be found
on YouTube, and Fyvie is now my new hero.
Wisconsin Rapids, WISCONSIN - Sure, cats aren’t for
everyone, but rare is the instance where their behavior is egregious enough
that the cops get involved. Now, I’m not saying that everyone in Wisconsin
Rapids, Wisconsin may be a little uptight, but the woman who dialed 911 to
report two kittens “having sex” in her front yard…I think she qualifies.
I’m Craig,
and that is the news… (Play News Music – Clip 03)
Bring on the Whale
Band name of the week:
Hello Mister
Box
Pleasing
taste, some Monsterism.
World’s worst
burglar.
Magnificent Seven - Jobs
I’d never want:
7. Shoe Return Guy at the Roller Skating Rink
6. NBA Referee
5. Mickey Mouse at Disneyland or Mall Santa
4. Preschool Teacher
3. Garbage Man
2. Telemarketer
1. President of the United States
The VSR James Lipton Questions:
1. What is
the worst physical pain you have ever experienced?
2. Do you
hate a vegetable?
3. What
scares you?
4. What
sports team do you most enjoy seeing lose?
5. What is a
passion you have that might surprise people?
6. What movie
would you estimate that you have you seen more than any other?
7. What is
the prettiest place you have ever been?
8. Can you
make a good Bruce Lee karate sound, and would you be willing to try right now?
9. Do you
have a hero, and if so, who is it?
10. What is
the best thing in your world?
Vertically Striped Music
Recommendation:
Caroline
Smith and the Good Night Sleeps - Where has Sally Gone
Shalom and Good Evening to you all!